Phone Conversation between Sushmitha sen and Balayya

This is how it happened.

NBK desperately wanted to rope in the India's sizzling hot actess susmita sen in his next movie - ambika or whatever. So he called up Sush. This is how the conversation happend--

Nbk: Hello sushmitha jee, I am balakrishna

Sush: WHO???

NBK: it is me sush jee, late N.T Rama Rao son.u don't know me?

Sush: which one? I heard he's got almost a dozen of them.

NBK: even i don't remeber which one. u read news paper?

sush: yes. why?

NBK: i did shooting last year and it came in all newspapers t.v also

Sush: so u just started ur career?

NBK: ababa nee yabba. no sush jee. i mean not film shooting. gun shooting.

sush: what? u shot someone?

NBK: yes. i shot the producer and one more guy. but i shot in the back seat. so no death happen. u dont worry. i don't shoot heroines

Sush: u shot someone and u still doing films? how come? aren't u supposed to be in Jail?

NBK: hahahaha. kya sush jee. tum bhi. i said i have mental. but in real i dont have mental. i just acted. very big action. it is in our family.

sush: what? mental?

NBK: no jee. Action is in our family. in our blood.

Sush:oh!

NBK: and they really belived i am mental. haha

Sush: you bet. i have already started to believe it.

Nbk: what? sush: Nothing. u go ahead

NBK: i want u act with me as heroine in my new film.

Sush: Let me see ur pic? where can i see it?

NBK: you go idlebrain.com and see my pics. i am dancing with katarnak kaif.

Sush: yeah. i am there. what do i have to look for?

NBk: i dont know. i don't know internet. my director showed me on his computer

Sush: oh! ok i will find myself. by the way it's katrina kaif not katarnak kaif

nbk: but i call ker kathi. it is easy for me.

sush: u look very short. how tall are u?

nbk: 5'5"

sush: what?? I am 5'9"

nbk: so what? i wear very high heel shoes. always u dont wear shoes. problem solve. u acted in one movie with salman no?

sush: yeah but he has a great body and u r a fat azz with a big tummy

NBk: that no problem. i never do in-shirt. always shirt outside

Sush: was that a wig u wearing in the pics?

NBK: yes. i have hair. but not enough for films you know. but don't worry. i have hair all over my body except on head.

Sush: In all my previous movies i ran my fingers through hero's hair? I can't do that to u right?

nbk: no problem. u can do with my chest hair. that way it is romantic also. my fans like romance very much.

sush: ok. I wanna know u better. tell me about your last film

nbk: oh. it is called vijayendra varma. power of indian. in that i made lot of actions. u shud see that film. i fight with pakistan. i don't know hindi no? so i speak telugu with them. they understood. but public did not understand. thats why it became flop. i wanted to shoot producer gain but already one case was going on no?

Sush: u spoke in telugu with pakistanis? wow! why you talking to me in English/

nbk: you very beautiful gal no? thats why. so when u coming hyd for my film?

sush: whattttt? do u think i am crazy to do a film with you?

NBk: why? how much money u want? my producer will pay any much u want otherwise i will shoot him no?

sush: these days telugu songs are being played in channel V and MTV. what would my friends think abt me if they see me dancing with you?

nbk: pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

sush: shut up and go shoot urself. sush hangs up;

Courtesy: Executor